The 2007 Dummie Awards are coming up in the next couple of weeks so start placing your bets.  The awards ceremony will be held on a random day in the basement of Jeffrey Rowland’s house just as soon as the lesbian couple that lives on the first floor falls asleep.  The categories this year will be:

• Largest Average File Size
• Lowest Alexa Ranking
• Most Plagiarized
• Chest Hair Recognition
• Least Friends
• Fastest Car
• Oldest Car
• Ugliest Pet
• Most Overall Comics
• Best Overall Comic
• Best Syndicated Comic
• Best Non-Syndicated Comic
• Scott Kurtz©

Mark your calendars!

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