Andy has an art show in L.A. next week. If you’re unfortunate enough to live in Los Angeles, you should treat yourself to some monsters.

Knowledge is an Addiction.

Love Texas? Hate Guns? Try Calgary.

The Have-A-Donut School of Management (shirt)

Chuck Norris plus antiques equals Real Action Hero.

For those of you wondering, John Allison survived last night’s earthquake with nary a scratch or a wet bed. My first thought on hearing any kind of tragic British news is, “they deserve it for a legacy of Colonialism,” followed by, “I hope Johnny is OK.”

Rich, it woke me with the shaking of the bed! It was scary! I think I twisted my neck a little bit in fear! But nothing seems to have fallen over. Even my Ghost World Enid, the most unstable item in the house, is still upright.

Britain doesn’t do earthquakes like it does floods or weird suburban tornadoes.

Am I a Robot?

Treacherous Supernatural Journeys

I Can’t Stand It Either

The Widening Baby Gap

Real Ultimate Power True Political Honesty

Methylbenzoylecgonine (Yeah, I copy/pasted that one)

What’s new, buckaroos? This page hasn’t seen a lot of action recently, but should be kicking into gear a bit soon. Please comment if you still hit this front page!