For those of you wondering, John Allison survived last night’s earthquake with nary a scratch or a wet bed. My first thought on hearing any kind of tragic British news is, “they deserve it for a legacy of Colonialism,” followed by, “I hope Johnny is OK.”

Rich, it woke me with the shaking of the bed! It was scary! I think I twisted my neck a little bit in fear! But nothing seems to have fallen over. Even my Ghost World Enid, the most unstable item in the house, is still upright.

Britain doesn’t do earthquakes like it does floods or weird suburban tornadoes.

Am I a Robot?

Treacherous Supernatural Journeys

I Can’t Stand It Either

The Widening Baby Gap

Real Ultimate Power True Political Honesty

Methylbenzoylecgonine (Yeah, I copy/pasted that one)

What’s new, buckaroos? This page hasn’t seen a lot of action recently, but should be kicking into gear a bit soon. Please comment if you still hit this front page!

R Stevens and Jeffrey Rowland will also be appearing at TCAF, August 18-19 in Toronto Canada and might just stay there!

The 2007 Dummie Awards are coming up in the next couple of weeks so start placing your bets.  The awards ceremony will be held on a random day in the basement of Jeffrey Rowland’s house just as soon as the lesbian couple that lives on the first floor falls asleep.  The categories this year will be:

• Largest Average File Size
• Lowest Alexa Ranking
• Most Plagiarized
• Chest Hair Recognition
• Least Friends
• Fastest Car
• Oldest Car
• Ugliest Pet
• Most Overall Comics
• Best Overall Comic
• Best Syndicated Comic
• Best Non-Syndicated Comic
• Scott Kurtz©

Mark your calendars!