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Evil Lord Licorice Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2007 From: texas is the reason that the president's dead Registered: Dec 2000	posted 02-28-2003 10:22 PM it was INCREDIBLY insincere if that counts. PS. give me one second IP: Logged
Evil Lord Licorice Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2007 From: texas is the reason that the president's dead Registered: Dec 2000	posted 02-28-2003 10:45 PM WHAT A GOOD PHOTOSHOP JOB I'VE DONE ------------------ -ell Q: Are we not men? IP: Logged
Knate Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 206 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Registered: Jan 2003	posted 03-01-2003 02:45 AM You Win the prize for the best red X yet.. (the prize is a swift kick in the ass) ------------------ Thats like my brain... Always flashing... [This message has been edited by Knate (edited 03-01-2003).] IP: Logged
fusilier Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 184 From: The Land of Bism Registered: Oct 2002	posted 03-01-2003 12:16 PM Maybe I should get this "photoshop" you speak of. That was surprisingly difficult. I tip my hat even lower to those of you with image-editing skillz. IP: Logged
Evil Lord Licorice Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2007 From: texas is the reason that the president's dead Registered: Dec 2000	posted 03-01-2003 05:56 PM mine does not appear as a red X for me. IP: Logged
Pigmeat Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 446 From: Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-01-2003 06:55 PM Nor for me. Thanks ELL IP: Logged
Evil Lord Licorice Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2007 From: texas is the reason that the president's dead Registered: Dec 2000	posted 03-01-2003 07:06 PM that's what i'm here for IP: Logged
Habits Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 442 From: Temple of Pawtucket Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-02-2003 03:58 AM Why can I never ever see ELL's stuff?! The internet hates me! I am so sad. ------------------ Dammit, Ophelia Get off my lawn IP: Logged
Evil Lord Licorice Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2007 From: texas is the reason that the president's dead Registered: Dec 2000	posted 03-02-2003 04:14 AM eh? IP: Logged
Car Hits Child Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 59 From: Chapel Hill NC Registered: May 2002	posted 03-02-2003 06:37 PM Somebody make Topato the bay in this please. IP: Logged
SilverWing Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 127 From: Dino Domain Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-02-2003 07:18 PM quote: Originally posted by Car Hits Child: Somebody make Topato the bay in this please. [/IMG] Whats with all your dead people pictures? Are they friends of yours? ------------------ ...and we go. IP: Logged
Habits Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 442 From: Temple of Pawtucket Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-02-2003 08:52 PM quote: Originally posted by Evil Lord Licorice: eh? It's all "page cannot be displayed" and stuff. Like I said, the internet hates me. I am doomed to never see your stuff. ------------------ Dammit, Ophelia Get off my lawn IP: Logged
Cailey Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 225 From: Under your bed making friends with dust bunnies Registered: Oct 2002	posted 03-02-2003 08:55 PM Maybe one day ELL will realize his little yahoo pictures will NEVER work. IP: Logged
Evil Lord Licorice Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2007 From: texas is the reason that the president's dead Registered: Dec 2000	posted 03-02-2003 08:56 PM it isn't anything to lose sleep over IP: Logged
spamyoucantswim Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 30 From: RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Registered: Mar 2003	posted 03-02-2003 10:45 PM Okay, little late, and this isn't really art, but it just hit me: picture I'm a loser. ------------------ S*: is it possible to be pregnant without ever having sex? C**: umm no C****: unless you're doin something incredibly strange and awkward IP: Logged
Habits Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 442 From: Temple of Pawtucket Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-02-2003 10:53 PM quote: Originally posted by SilverWing: Whats with all your dead people pictures? Are they friends of yours? They're from a site that sells fake corpses made of latex. http://www.distefano.com PS The corpses are really realistic and all but I don't even want to think about who the market for these things is. ------------------ Dammit, Ophelia Get off my lawn IP: Logged
Tab Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 12 From: Texas Registered: May 2002	posted 03-03-2003 12:04 PM OMG, CarHitChild.. most disturbing picture EVER. IP: Logged
ssiegel Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 186 From: where the bots are, USA Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-03-2003 12:09 PM Just had to get rid of the '666' posts. . . that and the fridge magnets were FREAKIN me out man. ------------------ Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass. IP: Logged
NCSUgirl 6-inch veggie Posts: 3 From: Raleigh, NC USA Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-03-2003 12:12 PM dude...no more dead people....damn. ------------------ "We don't really have enemies, it's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us" IP: Logged
SilverWing Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 127 From: Dino Domain Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-03-2003 08:23 PM quote: Originally posted by Habits: They're from a site that sells fake corpses made of latex. http://www.distefano.com PS The corpses are really realistic and all but I don't even want to think about who the market for these things is. But those babies! They will probably be traumatized for life. Oh wait I forgot that most children have issues already. ------------------ ...and we go. IP: Logged
collapser Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 21 From: Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-04-2003 10:08 AM quote: Originally posted by spamyoucantswim: I'm a loser. omg hasn't anybody else noticed the parallels between JTHM and WIGU? * Mr Eff and Psycho Doughboy, meet Topato and Sheriff Pony. * Only our protagonist (and a few select others) can see them. We thought they were products of the youthful imagination, but no longer. * They drive our protagonist to bizarre extremes. Jeff, care to tell us where this comic is going? When does the feeding of the wall-demon begin? IP: Logged
TheSpice unregistered	posted 03-04-2003 01:45 PM FRIGGIN QUIT IT WITH THE DEAD PEOPLE, OKAY? Sound good? This is what got that other thread locked. IP: Logged
Car Hits Child Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 59 From: Chapel Hill NC Registered: May 2002	posted 03-04-2003 04:28 PM But really people, wouldnt it be great if that baby was Topato or Wigu! Please. IP: Logged
diggergirl Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 145 From: The Elysian Fields Registered: Jan 2003	posted 03-04-2003 06:36 PM In ButterDimension3 did Topato A stately poison-dome decree: Where LuckyCharms?, the sacred river ran, Through caverns one thousand measureless to man, Down to a sunless sea. So twice five punches of fertile ground With peepee trees were girdled round: And there were gardens bright with optional gravity, Where blossomed many a dart-playing penguin, And here was a wet sphere of confused bipeds, Enfolding sunny spots of intra-dimensional greenery. . . . A damsel with a magical medallion In a vision once Wigu saw: It was an Abyssian Princess And on her poison licorice she munched, Singing of Giant Vampire Hitler. Could he revive within him Her lightning fast song, To such a deep delight 'twould win him, That with Cap'n Mayor Fluffy, He would build that dome in air, That poisonous dome! Those caves of action! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His yellow skin, his redden cape! Weave a sphere around him 1000, And close your eyes with poisoned dread, For he on Goomer's blood hath fed, and drunk the milk of General Elvis. eh, sorry, it's not particularly senseful, but then, coleridge never was to begin with... IP: Logged
fusilier Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 184 From: The Land of Bism Registered: Oct 2002	posted 03-04-2003 06:59 PM HOLY CRAP Not only can we deface works of VISUAL art, but we can deface LITERATURE as well! Thus begins a new age of Topato-based vandalism. I would so do Jabberwocky now if i didn't have a stupid paper due yesterday. [edited cause i forgot some NOUNS] [This message has been edited by fusilier (edited 03-04-2003).] IP: Logged
Lethe Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 107 From: New York Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-04-2003 07:04 PM quote: Originally posted by Car Hits Child: But really people, wouldnt it be great if that baby was Topato or Wigu! Please. No, because that would mean we'd still have to look at the rest of it. And I am just not willing to stare at it long enough to photoshop! Bah. IP: Logged
ssiegel Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 186 From: where the bots are, USA Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-04-2003 07:14 PM quote: Originally posted by Lethe: No, because that would mean we'd still have to look at the rest of it. And I am just not willing to stare at it long enough to photoshop! Bah. It's OK, I've hidden her identity. Cheers ------------------ Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass. IP: Logged
diggergirl Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 145 From: The Elysian Fields Registered: Jan 2003	posted 03-04-2003 10:48 PM Twas brillig and the poisy toves did gyre and gimble in the butter all mimsy were the bipeds and the mutant slaters outgrabe. "BEWARE THE TOPATO, my son! the poisons that seep, the toxins that creep Beware the pony Sheriff and shun the frumious sharing monkey!" He took his x-station cube-boy box advance in hand: Longtime the catch phrase killer he sought So rested he by the abandoned fridge and stood awhile in thought. And as in subversive thought he stood, The nihilist with eyes of lead came cheering through the schoolyard wood (sponsored by AOL-Time-Warner) sighing as it came. One, two! One, two! and through and through her lungs his happiness went snicker-snack! He left her sad and with her death He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain thy sister's existentialist-flavoured hair? Come to my gaily-coloured transport, my beamish boy! Oops, that's right, I forgot it had been stolen. Calloo Callay why do you want to go to school?" he chortled in his joy. Twas brillig and the poisy toves did gyre and gimble in the butter all mimsy were the bipeds and the mutant slaters outgrabe. IP: Logged
Slithy Tove Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 201 From: Registered: Jun 2002	posted 03-05-2003 01:00 AM Mmm, poisy toves... Once upon a school night funky, Wigu painting, "sharing monkey" And his parents making love and his sister redying purple hair. While he cheered, "Kill that Goomer!" suddenly there came a rumor of a killer with no humor, Killing those with conscience rare. "I will be dead meat!" cried Wigu, "Even if it's just a scare." MAIS sheets go up in flare. Sorry, Edgar Allen Poe... Note: Pronounce "MAIS" as "May-us" More to come... eventually... IP: Logged
Evil Lord Licorice Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2007 From: texas is the reason that the president's dead Registered: Dec 2000	posted 03-05-2003 01:07 AM didn't car hits child get banned? IP: Logged
Habits Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 442 From: Temple of Pawtucket Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-05-2003 01:33 AM That would be cool. Then we wouldn't have to look at more dead pictures and the owners of the admittedly bizzare and twisted site wouldn't have any (or much) more of their bandwidth used by people who have to look at their stuff here on this messageboard. Everybody wins. PS They also win if Car Hits Child just stays stopped with the fake dead people. There hasn't been one in a while. ------------------ Dammit, Ophelia Get off my lawn IP: Logged
ameliaamy 6-inch veggie Posts: 2 From: Ann Arbor, MI, USA Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-05-2003 11:53 AM Since at least once Jhonen Vasquez reference has been made with "Topato the Homocidal Maniac" and we've gotten off the topic of Art Masterpieces, I present to you: GIRpato and the Scary Monkey Show: You may find the original here and the TV show it references here. -Amy IP: Logged
DreamSerpent Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 430 From: a constant state of confusion Registered: May 2002	posted 03-05-2003 02:38 PM I present to you my own murdification of an alfonse mucha peice: (sorry that my photoshop skills suck, also i did it in paintshop pro, not photoshop) 'Femme Aux Tinkle' original is here IP: Logged
jordie3 Jared's Pants Posts: 1169 From: Fluctuating levels of Hell, CA, USA Registered: Jan 2002	posted 03-05-2003 03:19 PM DreamSerpent, that picture captures the hopelessness that is Paisley's nihilism, for she is not idealized; rather, she is displayed as a normal girl who, in her alternachick mindset, has dyed her hair and chosen the way of the cheerleader as a means of finding a place in society. Or not. I just thought it was a good, insightful picture. ------------------ I must not be banging you for your colossal INTELLECT. IP: Logged
DreamSerpent Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 430 From: a constant state of confusion Registered: May 2002	posted 03-05-2003 03:36 PM thanks IP: Logged
Gleemonex Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 604 From: Austin, TX - The live music capital of Southeast Texas Registered: Aug 2002	posted 03-05-2003 04:11 PM DreamSerpent, that is most impressive. Doubly so when you consider the fact that it was done in Paintshop. My hat goes off to you. IP: Logged
diggergirl Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 145 From: The Elysian Fields Registered: Jan 2003	posted 03-05-2003 05:02 PM so sweet, so sad... sigh. IP: Logged
DreamSerpent Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 430 From: a constant state of confusion Registered: May 2002	posted 03-05-2003 05:49 PM I am so corrupted by this thread that everytime I see some print or poster of any painting at all I think about some way of encorporating wigu characters into it... has anyone else been as corrupted as I? [This message has been edited by DreamSerpent (edited 03-05-2003).] IP: Logged
fusilier Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 184 From: The Land of Bism Registered: Oct 2002	posted 03-05-2003 05:59 PM I keep having to restrain myself in art class from doing Topato cameos, i don't think my teachers would really appreciate them. Detailed ink drawing of castle built in giant tree + bright yellow smiling potato = not an A. IP: Logged
ssiegel Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 186 From: where the bots are, USA Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-05-2003 07:06 PM quote: Originally posted by DreamSerpent: I am so corrupted by this thread that everytime I see some print or poster of any painting at all I think about some way of encorporating wigu characters into it... has anyone else been as corrupted as I? I am corrupt. [edited to provide proof of said corruption] Damnit, my DNS is hosed, edited to input direct IP. . . ------------------ Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass. [This message has been edited by ssiegel (edited 03-05-2003).] IP: Logged
Sally Who 6-inch veggie Posts: 1 From: Registered: Mar 2003	posted 03-07-2003 01:53 PM Hey, look at this camshot: I found it here... IP: Logged
Nabubrush Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 387 From: The land of the ice and snow Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-07-2003 06:16 PM quote: Originally posted by Sally Who: Hey, look at this camshot: pic I found it here... Is that Bjork? ------------------ "whew! that's a load of my mind." - hi!monkey IP: Logged
spamyoucantswim Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 30 From: RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Registered: Mar 2003	posted 03-07-2003 09:38 PM I am painting Topato on the mirror of my closet door. Yay. It looks kinda of wierd, but it can only get better. Just thought y'all should know how messed up you have made me. grin ~spam IP: Logged
asterphage Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2306 From: orbiting New York City Registered: Dec 2000	posted 03-08-2003 12:45 PM quote: Originally posted by Nabubrush: Is that Bjork? I thought "she looks like Bjork" as soon as I saw the pic but for some reason didn't want to be the first to say it. [This message has been edited by asterphage (edited 03-08-2003).] IP: Logged
Nabubrush Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 387 From: The land of the ice and snow Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-08-2003 01:38 PM quote: Originally posted by asterphage: I thought "she looks like Bjork" as soon as I saw the pic but for some reason didn't want to be the first to say it. [This message has been edited by asterphage (edited 03-08-2003).] I didn't either, but my hands are all "Evil Dead" and shit - I had no choice. ------------------ "The promises I keep are not the ones I make." IP: Logged
Knate Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 206 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Registered: Jan 2003	posted 03-08-2003 01:47 PM i am in the process of making a Pixel topato to kick the shitz outta some DS characters.. namely Maura who i dispise.. But i don't know why.. i just hate her for hatings sake.. Oh Well... I need to work and my english.. OR just go to bed at nite and go to work in th A.M BLASTED GAMECUBE!!!!! ------------------ Tick, Tock! IP: Logged
ssiegel Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 186 From: where the bots are, USA Registered: Feb 2003	posted 03-08-2003 01:48 PM quote: Originally posted by Knate: i am in the process of making a Pixel topato to kick the shitz outta some DS characters.. namely Maura who i dispise.. But i don't know why.. i just hate her for hatings sake.. It's because thinks she's soooo cool. ------------------ If it has an accent, it's DEAD SEXY. IP: Logged
Knate Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 206 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Registered: Jan 2003	posted 03-10-2003 03:19 AM quote: Originally posted by ssiegel: It's because thinks she's soooo cool. That is true.. i do believe it to be that reason.. ------------------ Tick, Tock! IP: Logged
TruePickle unregistered	posted 03-16-2003 11:38 AM Cmon people, keep this thread alive! Don't let it die like this! IP: Logged
Gleemonex Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 604 From: Austin, TX - The live music capital of Southeast Texas Registered: Aug 2002	posted 03-16-2003 01:51 PM Alrighty... How about a tapestry of Hannibal and his faithful steed? IP: Logged

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