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Topic: Ye Olde Songfight Lyric Archive
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Hoblit Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1603 From: Tampa , Florida Home of Macdill Air Force Base Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 07-27-2001 10:00 AM
quote: Originally posted by frankie big face: yeah, they're also posted earlier in this thread, Hoblit.
ooops...totally sorry....deleted the extra post...how embarassing....geez...how many shades of red.... :-) Hoblit
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mc3p0 Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 902 From: PDX, OR US Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 07-27-2001 02:23 PM
swedish masturbation unit present birds of our own (on the street such a party is meet) "..she suddenly came with a burst of singing, and it was like for a moment, O my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milkbar and I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise, and the shivers crawling up like slow malenky lizards and then down again. Because I knew what she sang."
sidewalk safari a little stroll Chesterton's role anarchy, splendid in green and gold. sidewalk safari birds of our own pick out a few and take them home Oscar Wildes exotic blooms too beautiful to waste velvet smoke, cinnamon stole come, lets have a taste.. sidewalk safari birds of our own pick out a few and take them home love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. contains the following sample: a clockwork orange
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 07-31-2001 07:36 AM
The Old People - Tiny Roomman talks shit about a tiny room but he calls every inch his own says it needs a change of appearance before he can call it his home works all day just to fill his walls with things he never had before 'till he needs a bigger room just so he can hold a little bit more man still lives in a tiny room but it's bigger than the one before still buyin' all the things he needs so his friends will know that he ain't poor armani suit and a brand new lexus he got a killer deal on the loan had a heart attack and he's six feet under in a tiny tomb of his own
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wannabe Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 499 From: New Hampshire Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 07-31-2001 02:53 PM
XenonLight-Tiny Room ===================================Tiny room with four walls and no window. A white room of one's own. Tiny room with four walls and no window. My own private home. Here is where I do all of my writing. Undisturbed by the street. Here is where I find inspiration. The pain never felt so sweet. I have the only key to the deadbolt so no one can intrude when I'm in here having my private time. I've never felt so good. I never knew the pain could ever feel so blissful. [This message has been edited by wannabe (edited 07-31-2001).]
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Octothorpe Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 33 From: Seattle, WA Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 07-31-2001 03:19 PM
I will just shamelessly plug the online lyric archive Archive. Just in case people don't know about it and want to. Sorry to spam this thread without lyrics. #
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mc3p0 Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 902 From: PDX, OR US Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-02-2001 05:58 PM
swedish masturbation unit + add presents tiny room . . ..orange donkey sprinkles.. . .
I'll set you aside away from the daylight I wish you everything you could want I know everything will be fine as long as you stay here in your tiny room and shut your eyelids and cover your ears and stay right here.. nowhere in the world little boys and girls that can exist infinitely just sounds like jive from 65 trippin epiphany I mean sure you've got endless quantum states that express our time and space but seriously believe they co-exist all close up face to face "everybodys smilin sunshine day!" infinite expression that is shared and not perceived like tiny rooms in the cheap motel with endless vacancy lacks an elegance of the pessimist I'd love to hear him shout about the several behaviors of the particles we favor dubbed existence itself I mean that countless acts of violence compassion and of joy are perpetrated offered celebrated and all the real mccoys constants reaffecting now the pictures getting clearer - fingerpainting with the unit is a mental stoma in thee ear nowhere in the world we live in this world and the next [x10] its to say that we exist and do digest some call it 'consciousness' but we fracture every moment into zillions of components happily share perceptive bliss we create our own space with the simple human grace but in hyper-overdrive meaning cause its me that Im sayin is the man that is proclaimin that its a cosmic suicide contains the following sample: brady bunch 'it's a sunshine day'
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lunchboxface Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 72 From: Flower Mound, TX, USA Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 08-02-2001 10:05 PM
Aaron's Bowel Problem: Tiny RoomLunchboxface is the name under which I terminate French poodle MC's, sportin' the frizzed out perms I hate Hey who you callin frizzed out, face, this is problem If rhymes were broken shoes, then I'd have to bust a move and cobble 'em Just in case you all can't hear, I'm gonna give yo ass a heads up, Lunchboxface has got less flow than Heinz 57 ketchup No way, bro, I got more flow than Grey Poupon When I bake my scrumptious rhymes, bitches yell "soup's on" As for you, the rumor's true the blandness of your lyrical stew quickly drives away the ladies just like Pepe Le Peu Who you callin' a skunk, punk I smell like perfume Well there ain't no other MCs in this tiny little room JUST TWO MCS IN A TINY ROOM DISSIN' ON EACH OTHER WITH THE RHYMES OF DOOM BEATS AND LYRICS IN FULL BLOOM TWO MCS IN THE ROOM My rhymes are fresh and tasty like an Oreo McFlurry Give free samples of my style and the ladies line up in a hurry Face just can't understand 'cause his lunchbox's small dimensions Couldn't possibly contain all of my succulent inventions I must contest your verbal condemnation I flow like diarrhea and you're stuck like constipation My rhymes can heal the sick, and my vocab is most holy I'm a can of bug-be-gone and you're a roly-poly Well, I don't understand your grandiose delusion From here it seems your rhymes just sound like lyrical pollution You're just a nasty cockroach, so for everyone's health Man, just take your can of bug-be-gone and spray it on yourself JUST TWO MCS IN A TINY ROOM DISSIN' ON EACH OTHER WITH THE RHYMES OF DOOM BEATS AND LYRICS IN FULL BLOOM TWO MCS IN THE ROOM Well, I must admit Problem, your rhymes are quite delightful The line about Heinz 57 really was insightful Well, I never would have thought of rhyming with a cartoon hey man, how'd you ever think of using Pepe Le Peu I must agree with what you say, that was my lyrical heyday But the idea of a rhyming fight was stupid anyway So what about the part where you compared me to a poodle? Yeah, even that the whole kit and kaboodle TERROR ENSUES TWO MCS IN A TINY ROOM NEVER GETTING OUT, GONNA BE THEIR TOMB BEATS AND LYRICS SPELLED THEIR DOOM TWO MCS IN THE ROOM [This message has been edited by lunchboxface (edited 08-02-2001).]
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Brick Pig Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 224 From: Behind the Fern Registered: May 2001
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posted 08-03-2001 05:31 AM
Tiny RoomYour bags are packed, I guess you're really leaving And when you're gone I'll have to do some packin', too 'Cause everything I see makes me remember The heartache and the pain I've shared with you Chorus:
I wanted to show you sunshine, but I only brought you gloom There were some times of gladness, but they ended all too soon I don't know where I'll keep all our bad memories But the good times will only fill a tiny room I thought I'd make you happy, but I couldn't Things just never worked out like we thought they should We thought we loved each other, but we didn't And I finally realized we never would
(repeat chorus) MS/2001
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JBB Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1002 From: Whatever, PA Registered: May 2001
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posted 08-07-2001 04:17 AM
Fire Crackers by JBBBoom! Boom! OOOOOOOH! AAAAAAh! OOOOOOOH! Boom! Ow! Dude, what did you do to yourself? I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! You blew your fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker? Yeah I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! Ack, it stings! Oh man, that sucks. Somebody get the bactine! Gross! I Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! He blew his fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! Yeah! Look at all the blood! I'm starting to feel faint... Anybody got a spoon? Yo, bleed over there, off the rug. Unh.... *thud* I Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! I Blew my fucking hand off Yeah I blew my fucking hand off Oh I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! Blew my Blew my Blew Blew Blew Blew Blew my blew my blew my blew my Blewblewblewblewblewblewblewblew BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! *old man voice* What's that you say, sonny? You wanna drill for oil but you can't get in her knickers? No! I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! Cattle knacker? Firecracker! Fire slackers? AAAAAAGH! I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! Oooooh, why didn't you say so? I've got a nice Black & Decker over here... Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! *musical* Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! *with harmony* Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker! I blew my fucking hand off with a Fuuuucking Fiiiire CRACKERRRRR! *big opera harmony* *sharp inhalation* John, why do you have to say that word? Hey, I have no HAND. Maybe YOU can lose a hand and be nice about it... Oh, please. C'mon Mom, it's funny. It's not funny. It's just dirty. It's funny mom, to everybody but you. I think. I don't care. I want you to erase that tape, right now. OK ok, but you're asking me to delete genius here... Do it. *sigh* *mumbled* blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker... WHAT was that? Nothing, nothing! ------------------ JB, of the JBB
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-07-2001 05:38 AM
The Pretent--err, Old People - FirecrackersThere's a girl who lives across the stair she burns her matches one by one a little slower every day and it makes me sick to hear her say she's having fun all day on the telephone pretending she's not dying alone every day In the dirty window of a fast moving bus a skinny man is biting his nails and you're never gonna know his name until he doesn't go to pick up his mail and they find him lying there face down on the ground not a sound oohh... I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline I've got a mouth full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline oohh... there's a dangerous man on the streets at night drinks his wine with the screw top lid he knows all the answers but he doesn't care because he's got nothing to answer them with and he'll live a hundred years if he lives a day either way there's a mother of three with an SUV takes her pills by the bathroom light dreams of days that are dead today it can't be wrong if it feels so right and there's no reason why not to give in while you can and she can oohh... etc
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mo Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 327 From: PL2687.C5.Z76 Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-07-2001 06:55 PM
-...- "firecrackers"you said "wait" i didn't listen stepped ahead almost didn't turn around jaw dropped when i saw you lying heart thumped out of chest "stop joking" i said stepped ahead almost didn't turn around firecracker red your face when you stopped paused in that moment then time popped exploded please breathe don't leave me behind
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frankie big face Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1037 From: Lancaster, PA USA Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-11-2001 04:31 PM
firecrackers - frankie big faceyou and i are firecrackers connected by a fuse but i promise not to set you off before you cut me loose ------------------ frankiebigface
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Fireline Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 697 From: columbus oh Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-11-2001 04:40 PM
"Firecrackers" - Doctor WormSitting here in county jail Our hearts are broken and we can't pay the bail I don't see what's so wrong about playing with firecrackers Okay, so the she's blind now The man's deaf, and the kid has no leg The dog is paralyzed and the bird is no more And we're... Lying here in the jail to think About what we've done, and we can't even drink All we did was mess around with firecrackers We're still here in the county jail God help this town if we ever make bail When I'm free I'm gonna buy myself some firecrackers
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hectified Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 81 From: Lebanon, OR Registered: May 2001
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posted 08-15-2001 07:22 AM
just because, once again, you're gonna need 'em:"Is it Cold?" - Drop Dead Average It's become too clear that "what gets you there"'s all you'll ever know. Feeling less and less like the mess you left's proof of what you owe. Has your blood been slowed? It's own nature prone to hampering the flow. Is it cold? Arms out waiting there for me I close my eyes and fall back. Hear your voice as it rushes by, catch your eye on impact. A shattered trace of all that space can hold. Is it cold... ...enough that bones betray the brittle, crackling way you say the things you say?
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wannabe Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 499 From: New Hampshire Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-15-2001 10:53 AM
IS IT COLD--THE ABYSSYou wrote me a letter, asked if things were better. Asked me, "Is it cold?" The sun hasn't shone for days, and I can't see out the window glazed with ice. Yes, it's cold. CHORUS: Hanover's killing me. I can feel it sap my warmth. So far away from you, so far away from home. Reach out a hand and lift me from the cold snow. I need you here to talk to. Without you, I'm zero. Short days far away from home. My future's looking bleak and cold. Is it cold? I believe so. Winters laced with ice and snow. Such a change from New Mexico. Is it cold? I believe so. CHORUS. ------------------ XenonLight [This message has been edited by wannabe (edited 08-15-2001).]
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gkort Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 402 From: 22 Acacia Avenue Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-15-2001 12:28 PM
-----------Is it Cold? - Broken Class----------- Do you want me or is it cold out? Put a bra on, or you'll poke an eye out. If your cold, I will warm you If you want me, let me take you home
Please don't take it the wrong way I know it wasn't cool to say My mouth opened and out it came I hope you'll want me just the same Oh please let me buy you a beer You don't drink? Why are you here? Too see the band? Oh, now I see. Would it help if the singer is me? Is it cold? Or are you happy to see me? Is it cold Or is it just me Is it cold? Doesn't that hurt? Is it cold? I can see your nipples through your shirt Oh now you want me, I see how you are Any old singer in any old bar That makes you a groupie, understand? Damn I'm glad I'm in a band! Is it cold? Or are you happy to see me? Is it cold Or is it just me Is it cold? Doesn't that hurt? Is it cold? I can see your nipples through your shirt
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frankie big face Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1037 From: Lancaster, PA USA Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-17-2001 10:35 PM
frankie big face - is it cold?is it cold? is it hard? is it made of stone or a deck of cards? 'cause i know as sure as one can know it won't mean a thing if you go what good is a heart that won't beat? try to see things from my position every star wasn't meant for wishing is it cold in here or am i just missing you? is it dead? is it still? is it six feet under the daffodils? 'cause i see exactly what you see the space where my heart used to be it has been filled with concrete there's no treatment for my condition every sea wasn't meant for fishing is it cold in here or am i just missing you? remember the days spent in each other's eyes we wasted our nights singing lullabies but the heart is a muscle it needs exercise and that's no lie (this line sucks--from now on it will be "or it atrophies") try to see things from my position every star wasn't meant for wishing is it cold in here or am i just missing you? what good is a heart that won't beat? ------------------ frankiebigface
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JBB Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1002 From: Whatever, PA Registered: May 2001
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posted 08-21-2001 12:18 PM
Ist es kalt? ----------- Lyrics by Silvergirl Music by JBB -----------you're buried in responsibility you're all wrapped up in your conformity you wallow in your impotence you suffer all your fools of friends you drink your strength and eat your pain when it's cold where do you place the blame? you can't live your life this way you've got to make a change today. is it cold out there where you live your lies? is it cold behind those blue-green eyes? you're alone in your own space there's no one here to take your place. is it cold out there? is it cold in that mirror?
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RAPOSAURUS Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 22 From: In the dinosaur projects! Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 08-21-2001 04:16 PM
Is It Cold by: RAPOSAURUS!Look around you'll see peas, brocoli, grade A meats Fatty foods, frozen pizzas, corndogs, and a frozen feesh We got lots of Otter Pops and a cheese log, we think its tops And a bra....(whats a bra doing in here) first person: Is it cold in here or is it me Is it cold in here or is it me I'm getting colder by the minute Where am I TV Dinners stacked up high, 3 year old apple pie Spaghetti galore... VANILLA ICE CREAM! (SCORE!) And a cake from 5 years ago from my bartmitzvah (OY!) And a Cockroach is moving around (it wants to eat you)
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-22-2001 04:53 AM
{Plan 9 From Outer Space} "Greetings my friendsGreeGreetings my friend. We are all interested in the future for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you, in the future. "My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts... about... grave robbers from outer space? *gunshot*""What do you think will be the next obstacle the earth people will put in our way?" "Well, as long as they can think, we'll have our problems. But those whom we're using cannot think. They are the dead, brought to a simulated life by our electrode guns." "You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!" "It's because of men like you that all must be destroyed--" "We haven't seen the last of those weirdies, we haven't seen the last of those weirdies" "Headstrong! Violent! No use of the mind God gave you!" {/Plan 9 From Outer Space} {The Princess Bride} Vizzini: "Inconceivable! Inconceivable! InconInconInconInconInconceivable!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Vizzini: "HahayouHahayouHaha you fools!" Wesley: "Where am I?" Vizzini: "HahayouHahayouHaha you fools!" Wesley: "Where am I?" Albino: "The pit of despair, don't even think *COUGH* don't even think *WHEEZE*. Don't even think about trying to escape." {/The Princess Bride} {Army of Darkness} Ash: "See this? This... is... my... BOOM STICK BOOM BOOM BBOOM STICK. BOOM STICK BOOM BOOM BBOOM STICK." "Groovy" "Name's Ash... *cchink* housewares." "Groovy" "That's right... shop smart... shop S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart S-Mart..." {/Army of Darkness} Vizzini: "Ahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ahah ha ha ha ha ha ha, aha aha ha-- *thump*" It is a giant hyper-link! Is it magic, or is it the inter-net? (tm) [This message has been edited by sparks (edited 08-22-2001).]
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gkort Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 402 From: 22 Acacia Avenue Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-22-2001 09:36 AM
-----Video Night by Broken Class-----On the downtown streets of London a battle's taking place a battle of technology and privicy of face the government is watching you they see your every move with a mesh of video cameras when or where you can not choose they claim that it cuts down on the problem of urban crime they capture every face every moment caught in time [bridge] you unknowingly pass them by as they secretly catch your eye all of london's in a craze video nights make… video daze [chorus] video night video night... everywhere you turn they're watching video night... everywhere you go they're recording video night... in the shadows and the lights video night.... Give up your rights [end chorus] in a secret room in downtown there's a super computer spy it scans all the faces of the people walking by they're searching for the criminals they are watching for the crime but what they have a problem with is they're watching all the time As the camera catches the face of everybody walking by it compares it to the database of all the criminals they can't find they say that crime is down it's become a safer town people say it's piracy an invasion of their privacy [bridge] [chorus] ------------------ Caution: Broken Class
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mc3p0 Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 902 From: PDX, OR US Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-22-2001 02:35 PM
add + swedish masturbation unit presents video night Access code 6. Password Series PS 17. Reindeer, Flotilla -- CODE SERIES LSU-123 ... activate. CODE SERIES ESS-999 ... activate. CODE SERIES HHH-888 ... activate.
angel of night, please keep me awake to live in the blue light you shine "..on the game grid." contains the following sample: tron
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wannabe Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 499 From: New Hampshire Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-24-2001 02:35 PM
IT'S XENON LIGHT! WITH VIDEO NIGHT! VIDEO NIGHT! WITH XENON LIGHT! ON SONGFIGHT!==================================== CHORUS: I waited all night, I waited all night for you Been stuck here watching video tapes trying to forget mistakes we've made. Tomorrow you leave for a thousand miles away--can't follow through on what you say you'll do? Just a lonely night at home, a lonely night at home again. Here I sit in front of my TV Trying not to think about you leaving me and my heart in pieces and all the things you said you'd do they never were completed and you never made the effort to finish what you started to bring closure to this heartache. now i lie here devestated waiting for a phone that'll never ring. CHORUS here i sit in front of my TV watching "Dark City" once again i never got to see the ending i was waiting here for you but i never made an effort you said i'd never feel the loss you never knew how much i loved you you say I thought i was above this. how can you say i thought i was above you? CHORUS maybe one day i'll wake up and know this was my fault too scared to take a risk and open up my heart to you the more distance that i have the more pain i will feel i have to sever and hate it's time to peel away this blistered skin CHORUS =================================== hey sparks, why didn't you sample the best line fron Army of Darkness? "Gimmie some sugar, baby." btw, your song rules. ------------------ XenonLight
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-24-2001 06:30 PM
I didn't do enough searching, apparently. I was going to add on another section entirely but I couldn't find a decent quality clipping from Princess Bride ("Truly you have a dizzying intellect." "Wait till I get going! Where was I?") for the intro to the ending so I just ended it.
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mc_frontalot Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 311 From: San Francisco Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-26-2001 03:35 AM
Video Night by Milwaukee Youth Center Choir Video night, it's video night, it's video night all night, all nightWent to the store for a video my membership card in my hand maybe something with Margot Kidder though I haven't seen her too much since Superman how about that one Brando flick I missed the one with Matthew Broderick in it too I remember someone mentioning it sucked wonder if they've got Hot Shots Part Deux this summer... in a world torn apart by forces they couldn't understand one man faced a love that knew no bounds: there's a new partner on the force, and he's got four legs!
Harry Dean Stanton Julia Sweeny and Micha Baldwin, Jr. from the director of Snore Wagon and Terminal Dearth comes a story about a little boy and the magic hat that made him special. this summer, only on video (stereo here)
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Golden 6-inch veggie Posts: 6 From: The magical worlds of cats Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 08-26-2001 03:58 AM
Video Night by THE GOLDEN PLATESSteve McQueen Errol Flynn Charlie Sheen Who needs friends? On my own All alone No one home Looks like a video night All alone On my own No one home Looks like a video night Well, just 'cause I'm not cool That doesn't make me mad I'll just watch all of Labyrinth Because Bowie's rad Next up it's Chasing Amy, after that it's Jaws Please, until the credits end, withhold your applause. and, end song.
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GunnAndFames Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 279 From: Australia Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 08-26-2001 05:02 AM
Video Night by Gunn and FamesWelcome to the video section of your seven-eleven store. Other places have new releases, But we've got something more- Movies from the good times When rock 'n roll was king. Makes you get up dancing, Makes you want to sing. If you want a time that's out of sight Have yourself an Elvis video night For a video night- that's right. It all looks so familiar, Yeah from back when I was young. You'll know each song as it comes along, And how it should be sung. The acting's pretty wooden And the plots are pretty thin. But if you watch the first five minutes You know I'll get you in. If you want a time that's out of sight Have yourself an Elvis video night For a video night- that's right. Well if your baby leaves you And you feel like it's a crime Rent me out on weekly hire We'll have a real good time. You know I'll make you happy Even if it's just one day Cos you can bet when you take me out that I'll chase those blues away. If you want a time that's out of sight Have yourself an Elvis video night For a video night- that's right. Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the seven-eleven.
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magenta Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1114 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 12:49 AM
fluffy porcupine / Alright AlrightI know what you're gonna say Today just must not be my day I get your point already Alright alright Things aren't always gonna go my way But tomorrow is just another day You're not helping me to feel very steady, though Alright alright I get your point already No need to fight I'm just not feelin' so steady Alright alright Please don't try to cheer me up Yes I know I have enough coffee in my cup I get your point already Alright alright Your voice is getting me twisted up If you don't stop talking I am hanging up Your cheerfulness isn't making me feel any more Alright alright Don't you even try To think that I Just need to have it pointed out that It'll be alright Metaphorically I I just wanna die Or at least have the world go away until I am alright I know what you're gonna say Today just must not be my day I get your point already Alright alright I know what you're gonna say Today just must not be my day I get your point already Alright alright
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JBB Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1002 From: Whatever, PA Registered: May 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 03:21 AM
All Right, All Right by JBB --------------------I don't want to get up today I just want to stay in bed My feet feel like they're made out of clay My head wishes I were dead I want to sleep in, OK? Just let me lie here half asleep I think I drank too much Tanqueray And my whole body feels like I'm six feet deep But alright alright, I've gotta make make me some money You're right, you're right, Ramen doesn't grow on trees But it might it might If you'll let me go see Where ramen noodles grow in my dreams.... A minute more is all I'm asking Just one push of the snooze bar please Shut the dog up and dial up the morgue While I'm catchin' me some Z's. I said what? No way man and she still let me live? I did that? My God, I'll never live that night down! I'm dead meat, there's no way she'll ever forgive Give me that bottle and let my sorrows drown Oh alright alright, I've gotta make me some money You're right, you're right, Bribes don't grow on trees But they might they might If you'll let me go see Where Blackmail grows in my dreams.... Oh alright alright, I've gotta make make us some money You're right, you're right, Diapers don't grow on trees But they might they might If you'll let me go see Where Comfort Bummies grow in my dreams...
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TooFat Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 39 From: Athens, GA Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 03:36 AM
Alright Alright by Too Fat to be a Rockstar I'm a man with a plan and I'm shooting cocaine into bushes into trees right into their veins It goes into their roots it goes into the ground it goes into the water where it'll never be found Alright, alright do you know who I am? Alright, alright why do you give a damn? You don't know where I'm going and you don't know where I've been All that you know is that I'm not your friend No one can see me now you don't need proof Is that me behind you in that telephone booth Alright, alright do you know who I am? Alright, alright why do you give a damn? I'm just a guy but I get around but I am not your brother and I will not be found I put stuff in the fishies and I put stuff in the trees and the only thing you know is that you cannot see me Alright!
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mc_frontalot Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 311 From: San Francisco Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 03:54 AM
Alright Alright by Duboce TriangleChupacabra at the opera, chupacabra at the opera! Who brought a goat here? Who brought a goat here for the chupacabra to suck between the acts? Alright, alright, alright already, my words are senseless, but as I speckle your tureen with aubergine I find your ears defenseless. And I'm expenseless, got my carabiners here for free and I'm flying though the air. Give all the children such a fright, a scare. I tear a little piece of cheese right off the wheel, tossing carefully to each trained seal his allotment. When I, what I, what I got went down so smooth with milk. Some people call silk satin, still others call velour hard steel. And should you offer for repeal a single statute requiring you to sing on key, then you can take that up with Gov. Me, and my Lt. Gov. Foot-In-Your-Ass. You can meet us both underneath the overpass. Chupacabra at the opera, chupacabra at the opera. Who brought a goat here? Who brought a goat here for the chupacabra to suck between the acts?
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wannabe Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 499 From: New Hampshire Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 03:59 AM
Xenon Light's "(That's how to do) all right, all right." (with apologies for title mangling. it's all i could come up with) ============================================how to get ahead in life: don't ask questions. don't answer questions. wear your seatbelt. watch TV. eat what the FDA tells you to. drink with the right people. let go of the real world. don't do drugs. go to the right schools. get into a good college. join a fraternity. make connections. major in business. get drunk on the weekends. sleep through class. fuck girls. make them believe that you care. break their heart the morning after. be tall, preferrably over six feet. work out. build muscle mass. play sports (preferrably football). go to a good law school. cheat on your exams. don't get caught. hone your speaking skills. acquire a family -- two kids and a wife with tits works best. get a tract in the suburbs. host thanksgiving dinner. network with people. act like you care. listen to what they have to say. dismiss their opinions as inferior to yours. read The New Yorker. borrow its opinions on literature. acquire instant eriudition. read the New York Times. borrow its opinions on politics. acquire a circle of friends who feels for the plight of the less fortunate while eating fine cheese and drinking wine. go into politics. whore yourself for campaign contributions. attend fundraising dinners. charge one thousand dollars for access to the meal. buy TV airtime. tell people what to think. shake hands. acquire a winning smile. look good on stage. get your name in the paper. make sure you are recognized. get elected. increase taxes. start more social programs. ignore their results. always claim victory. blackmail your opponents. blackmail your allies. protect your interests only. use your power for your own furtherment. speak in sound bites. never lie. never tell the absolute truth. evade questions. provide non-committal answers. hold press conferences. don't hide. get your face on TV. run for higher office. acquire more power. use it to further your own career. retire eventually. live out your days in Florida. die gracefully -- get cancer or have a heart attack. don't die of syphillis or cirrohsis of the liver. follow these simple steps, and your life should be all right, all right? ------------------ XenonLight
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 04:01 AM
But above all wear your sunscreen.And kiss with saliva.
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 05:29 AM
Geriatric Ward - Allright Allrightallright allright you know we've been here before you've got me hung by the balls this is your moment of glory you know damned well if you let me go you'll have to start anew but it'll always be the same old story why can't we be like bonnie and clyde why can't there be something else to keep us distracted why must you be so damn difficult all the time why must I be the one who a lways has to say allright allright all night I've been lying here starin' at the ceiling from the floor pondering the nature of human affection logic insists that there must be something more but I'm none the wiser after all my reflection why can't we be more like sonny and cher no wait a minute, maybe that's a bad example but why must I be so damned indifferent all the time why must I be the one who always has to say allright allright [bridge/solo] all my life I've been working to reach new hights of apathy complacency ignore the problem just maybe it'll go away but not today why can't we be more like dharma and greg yeah I hate the show too but I love the laughtrack it reminds me what it's like to be everybody else I don't know what it means if anything means anything at all --- blablabla IT IS TIME TO BOOGIE
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gkort Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 402 From: 22 Acacia Avenue Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 09:15 AM
I WENT AHEAD WITH THE MISSPELLING. NO PARTICULAR REASON FOR USING ALL CAPS.ALRIGHT ALRIGHT by BROKEN CLASS JUST ANOTHER FIGHT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT JUST LIKE THE ONES BEFORE DON'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR [BRIDGE] I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A JERK LATELY I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU BABY BUT OH [CHORUS] ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I DON'T MEAN TO TREAT YOU THAT WAY ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I DON'T MEAN THE THINGS I SAY ALRIGHT ALRIGHT CAN WE FORGET THIS DAY …AND MOVE ON? [END CHORUS] WE FIGHT ABOUT STUPID THINGS WE SUFFER FROM THE PAIN IT BRINGS NOTHING WILL CHANGE HOW I FEEL MY LOVE FOR YOU IS OH SO REAL SO LET'S FORGIVE AND LET'S FORGET I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH OF YOU YET [BRIDGE 2] WE ALWAYS MAKE UP AND MOVE ON AND GET RID OF THE BAD EMOTION OH [CHORUS] [CHORUS]
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wannabe Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 499 From: New Hampshire Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 08-29-2001 10:04 AM
quote: Originally posted by sparks: But above all wear your sunscreen.And kiss with saliva.
still kisses with saliva, still cries at a good film. calm, fitter, healthier and more productive: a pig in a cage on antibiotics. ------------------ XenonLight
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mc_frontalot Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 311 From: San Francisco Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 10-01-2001 05:03 PM
Skyline by Milwaukee Youth Center Choirit used to be the sun shined up and down this river all day long now it gets dark around two I remember 1,350 years ago tallest thing in sight, the wild orchards in bloom then the people they came and the people they built mountains were not so jagged as the things that they raised and the boxes they filled and the waters run ragged supernatural winds at intersections no you can't see the stars or their reflections only lit up empty skyrise after skyrise in the skyline skyline, blocking the light out it used to be the moonlight made this valley into silver and the river was mercury now the glow of the streetlamps, iron, steel, concrete, glass I know it's painted in gray for me and the people are born and the people remain so the boxes get higher hold the sky in their form wipe it out with their name at the tip of each spire supernatural winds at intersections no you can't see the stars or their reflections only lit up empty skyrise after skyrise in the skyline skyline, blocking the light out
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 10-04-2001 11:26 PM
SNOW GLOBE by Dank From Album "Mediocrity Unleashed!" (expected to hit shelves tues. sept 29, 3007)
I got my eye on a snow globe shake it up and watch it go now see santa in bermuda shorts gin blossoms, skin blossoms holding himself an ice cream cone lawsuit pending signed all of the elves he's got a frown across his face cause he's almost out of money and his belt is getting tighterlittle man in the snow globe little man in the snow globe with an ice cream cone little man in the snow globe little man can't touch his own toes the funny thing about snow globes is that they're bigger inside than out dontcha know now it's like the police phone booth on that show with the guy with the funky hair or the one who looked a lot like moe from the three stooges, he had funky hair too also larry, but curly he had no hair at all wubwubwub little man in the snow globe little man in the snow globe with a scarf little man in the snow globe little man in the snow globe with afro-hair white man with afro hair afro hair and a scarf would you like a jelly baby? [This message has been edited by sparks (edited 10-04-2001).]
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MonorailRT Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 308 From: Brighton, UK Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 10-11-2001 11:18 AM
Snowglobe by The Freewheelin' Monorail RacetrackFalling heavy weather, got no place to hide, Falling heavy weather, I got no place to hide, Broken hearted cause I, know she has gone away Falling heavy weather, no place I want to stay Frozen window panes and frozen whiskey bottles, Gravel in my hand hand from paths I wouldn't follow, Tired winter man can't see past the first spring I just want to freeze up and be no ones anything Gritty city made your feet feel like lead, Falling heavy weather broke my heart instead. Sat on the street I'm wishin', wishin' I could make a change Sat on the street I'm wishin', wishin' I could make a change Shake the world up so I can get my heart returned Sat on the street, but it's no korean cheap snow globe I can imagine a girl sitting down with me, But that's just thinking, it don't hold me when I sleep, Lonely people kick at leaves, buried under snow, Wish the devil would take my soul, what it's for I just don't know. [This message has been edited by MonorailRT (edited 10-11-2001).]
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magenta Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1114 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 10-12-2001 03:36 PM
No, no, no, stop posting here! Post to the actual archive! It's much better.Jeeze.
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brain socket 6-inch veggie Posts: 1 From: Registered: Oct 2001
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posted 10-12-2001 08:10 PM
it's a shame my binoculars don't work at night by brain socketit's a shame, it's a shame my binoculars don't work at night it's a crime, it's a crime, it's a crime i can't see you all the time there's no way, there's no way, there's no way i can wait another day i'll be fine, i'll be fine, i'll be fine if i can get you off my mind i'm staring at the business end of a shotgun sticking through my steering wheel there's no-one passing in my rear view mirror and i'm reaching for the bag that holds my final meal your window's open but the lights aren't on and i'm wondering if you're gonna call will you find me in the morning on your way to school or will you never even notice me at all it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame it's a crying shame it's a crime, it's a crime, it's a crime it's a fucking crime there's no way, there's no way, there's no way there's no fucking way i'll be fine, i'll be fine, i'll be fine i'll be just fine it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame it's a crying shame
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gkort Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 402 From: 22 Acacia Avenue Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 10-13-2001 01:08 AM
It's a Shame My Binoculars Don't Work at Night ------------By Broken Class--------------------- (it's on the online archive as well)I know you leave your curtains open I know you like to show it off I wish you were home in the daytime So I could watch you take it off Your exhibitionist nature suits you well If you'll do a show for me, I won't tell I wish we lived closer together So I would have a better view I strain to see a tiny silhouette I want to see what you do I don't dare to get closer, I might get caught My heart says to go, my heart says not It's a shame my binoculars don't work at night It's a bitch how my plans never come out right It's a shame my binoculars don't work at night
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hectified Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 81 From: Lebanon, OR Registered: May 2001
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posted 10-13-2001 06:09 AM
"It's a shame my binoculars don't work at night"Together, we wait for the bus Yeah, it's just like us to share these little moments Keeps us in touch It's my favorite part of the day Together, we lay in your yard Yeah, it's hard to retrieve my stare Almost like I'm really there It's my favorite part of the day And oh how my eyes caress your flowing hair a risk my hands could never dare for fear of ruining a perfect affair Together we finish our meal And I feel like I never tasted 'til your face graced my view I give thanks to you (amen) Don't hurry to bed That's when I worry for your pretty head 'Cuz though you couldn't know, you're only alone in the absence of light It's a shame my binoculars don't work at night
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sparks Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 2041 From: The "Blowing Shit Up" Capitol of the World, Washington D.C. Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 10-13-2001 06:06 PM
sparks and JBB It Is a Shame My Binoculars Don't Work At NightI had a dream last night midnight I rode a war machine to fight I rode it round I cut them down till I was the only one left around I heard the children play in the street no work to do, no one to meet I saw them swinging round and round ashes ashes all fall down and I look around my mind for signs of life of something left behind but the focal lens is all painted black the guilt is all upon my back living a life of honesty philosophy has tainted me got to find a way to make it even before my heart's no longer beating don't you know there's no good way to focus straight on your reflection till it's always far too late binoculars never work at night the sun is gone it's dark again regret remorse my only friends I have no alibi oh judge oh jury, execution
have no mercy I make no plea give me nothing but your understanding I have always been destined to be the doer of my own unravelling and I look around my mind for signs of life of something left behind but the focal lens is all painted black the guilt is now upon my back living a life of modesty philosophy has tainted me got to find a way to make it even before my heart's no longer beating don't you know there's no good way to focus straight on your reflection till it's always far too late binoculars never work at night it's a damned shame you know but that's the way it goes it goes binoculars never seem to work at night I told you all about my dream of sepiatone blood and tangerine but when the morning came my vision still was none the clearer
the world around was live by then all blue and black and white again there's no justice they would say in living life through the rear view and I look around my mind for signs of life of something left behind but the focal lens is all painted black the guilt is all upon my back living a life of modesty philosophy has ruined me I know I can never make it even before my heart stops this beating It's a damned shame It's a damned shame you know but that's the way it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
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Fireline Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 697 From: columbus oh Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 10-13-2001 06:11 PM
Doctor Worm - Snow Globe (also in archive) ------------------------ take the world for a spin shake it up watch the fun beginI didn't know it would be like this chaotic torture disguised by bliss now I feel so very alone twisted up like I'm inside of a snow globe hold the world in your grasp make me feel like some lower class I don't feel wonderful anymore I don't feel wonderful anymore Watch the world Fall apart Laugh at me And my broken heart who could've known it would be like this chaotic torture disguised by bliss now I feel so very alone twisted up like I'm inside of a snow globe I wish I had known it would end up like this But now I see that I have fallen into an abyss and now I know that I will simply have to live my life alone the season's changing and I'm breaking myself out of your snow globe
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JBB Foot Long Italian Combo Posts: 1002 From: Whatever, PA Registered: May 2001
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posted 10-16-2001 02:49 PM
"It's Charging!" by JBB -----------------------It's charging! Get out the way! It's roaring! Run away run away! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Godzilla on the warpath! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mothra's comin' down the lane! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr S |